How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Still alive? Welcome to the club. Initiation includes heart rate monitoring, basic language retrieval and a hunger for, well, anything of the typical human diet (read: not brains).

This Halloween, we at Trespass are here to help guide you on the precautions to take should there be an outbreak of the Zombie Virus.

According to scientists, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.” In this case, we expertly advise that you save this article for future reference…

Although it’s not on the cards just yet, research has found that 1 in 6 people have already put together a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit. So, why haven’t you?

That was a rhetorical question – we’ve heard the excuses already. So much so, we’ve done all the hard work and gathered the essentials for you. Don your backpack and get set for an adrenaline-fueled adventure with Trespass.

Don’t be a dead man walking (or walking dead, for that matter). Pack your survival kit NOW.

DESTROYER Waterproof Jacket – Designed for life in extremes (which you most certainly are), this raincoat features multiple pockets for the storage of all your survival essentials.

BLUEBEATS Bluetooth Beanie Hat – Drown out the noise of moaning zombies – or the deafening deadly silence – with this wireless-headset-come-hat.

TREK 33L Rucksack – Keep your supplies safe in this supportive rucksack, doubling up as a pillow, too, so you’ll be rough ‘n’ ready.

MINI First Aid Kit – Now is really not the time for an injury. Get set to fight off infection or you’ll be the one that’s left behind…

BLACKOUT Head Torch – You never know what you’re going to need to see – whether you want to or not. Maintain hands-free illumination wherever, whenever and for whatever.

MULTI Compass – Make sure you stick to the path that leads to survival. You really don’t want to go bumping into the wrong crowd…

RYNNE Zip-Off Walking Trousers – Just because you’re in the middle of a catastrophe doesn’t mean you have to compromise on comfort.

BIPOD Legged Sleeping Bag – For any sudden getaways in the middle of the night… or when fighting extinction gets a little too much and you need to sleep while standing up.

Written by: Natalie Green